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Zombie Survial; yourdeath edition
Topic Started: Jul 13 2009, 05:18 PM (517 Views)
Wintermute
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That is actually pretty win Dervin.
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Liloqui
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Armor: Samus outfit

My weapons would be fairly light, I'm not very strong. Most spare ammunition would have to be carried in my vehicle.
Main: M16 Rifle, only 9lbs when loaded.
Secondary: Katana, because you can't always reload. Quick and easy decapitation.

Vehicle: M1 Abrams Tank, with a "Zombie Guard" to easy mow over bodies
Stronghold: Nuclear Bunker - in case governments remain just enough intact to fuck up as usual
Sidekick: Cherry Darling from Planet Terror - She's got endless zombie ass-kicking potential
Location:Plains country. No corners, trees, cities, or buildings to hide in. You can see a zombie coming from a mile away.

Inventory
Molotov Cocktails
M67 Fragmentation Grenades
Swiss Army Rescue Knife
Waterproof Matches
Trojan Condoms - because it can get really boring in a nuclear bunker

Theme Song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88xp4mjgYws
Slow motion battle song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MyMOi4LEr4

Catch Phrase : A quote from the opening of "Urotsukidoji: Rise of the Overfiend"
Edited by Liloqui, Jul 17 2009, 08:37 PM.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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Dervin
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catch phrase, not a fucking speech.

and if you're in a Samus outfit you got a fucking lazer gun attached to your arm why the fuck do you need an M16
Edited by Dervin, Jul 17 2009, 08:41 PM.
I am teh &b
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Liloqui
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Dervin
Jul 17 2009, 08:40 PM
catch phrase, not a fucking speech.

and if you're in a Samus outfit you got a fucking lazer gun attached to your arm why the fuck do you need an M16



Just the armor, not the arm

And fuck you I can say whatever I want
Edited by Liloqui, Jul 17 2009, 08:47 PM.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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Dervin
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The cannon is pretty much always with the armor.
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Dervin
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Furthermore to you idiots with your stupid cars, good luck getting fuel or driving through the clogged highways, mountain bike will get you there through tougher terrain never running out of fuel, zombies don't run.

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Jul 17 2009, 05:23 PM
OH yea, and Casino, you can hang out with me. With all that shit you have, I could out run you if I broke both legs.
God created the Squad Automatic Weapon so men do not have to run from zombies.
Edited by Casino, Jul 18 2009, 02:51 AM.
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Ninjerk
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At least someone knows the condom isn't useless.
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Liloqui
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Can you even have cake in your inventory if the cake is a lie?
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Dervin
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HEY LOOK SHANG TOOK MY GOOD IDEA AND MADE IT INTO A FAGGOT FANBOY IDEA.
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Dervin
Jul 19 2009, 05:11 AM
HEY LOOK SHANG TOOK MY GOOD IDEA AND MADE IT INTO A FAGGOT FANBOY IDEA.
fail troll is fail
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Probably the best thread on these forums lol
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